Saturday, February 7, 2009

Penetration? Nah...

"When many people, especially men, envision a woman pleasuring herself, the assumption is that she is using an action that mimics sex. Yet, according to the Shere Hite Reader, only 2 percent of women use penetration when stimulating themselves to orgasm. Back in the 1950s, Alfred Kinsey found that less than one-fifth of women masturbate this way."

It really blows my mind that only 2% of women actually put it IN. I mean, haven't we all explored a sex shop before? Aren't the most popular sex toys those with the ribbed outsides???! I mean, personally I find those suckers (no pun intended) kinda creepy, but that's just me. So why is it that men think it's so hot that a women "penetrates" when she's jennying off? Well, it's because they don't want to realize the painful.

We don't need you to be happy.

You will never, ever feel the way batteries can.

Once again, I speak for many people when I say that people don't actually need sex to survive, it's the emotional connection between two people that make relationships last.

But until you reach that point, there is always this to keep in mind:

Jack and Jill
Went up a hill
To have a little fun
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
And now they have a son

Meow.


(http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,462085,00.html?sPage=fnc/health/sexpert)


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