Sperm Count is DOWN

The sperm count of an average American male compared to thirty years ago is down thirty percent.

I wonder why this is? I hear that all that mariuana makes men infertile. But, infertile just means your sperm count is lower, it doesn't mean that all of your sperm is defective. Once again, I'm no expert, but it certainly seems that there is a direct correlation between marijuana use and sexual habits. I'm thinking... that because marijuana is so much more potent these days, people are less likely to get impregnated. I'm thinking... legalize marijuana for medical use, and to assist in birth control. Or not, I mean... whatever. I'm just kiddinggggg.

Retarded Ejaculation

Certain forms of masturbation can lead to sexual dysfunction.

Experts warn that men who frequently stimulate themselves in ways that don't simulate sex with a partner -- for example, stroking very rapidly or with great pressure or friction -- can develop retarded ejaculation.

Retarded ejaculation?! Hm... well I think that jacking off like a weirdo is pretty retarded. In fact, I've heard of men sticking rods in their penises to enhance... well something. I mean, like my statement says, I'm no expert. But something tells me that something about sticking stuff up there just ain't natural. Uh... yeah, nope!

Thanks to, webmd.com

French Kissing Bad for Teeth?

The extra saliva from a deep kiss helps regulate plaque and prevent tooth decay.

Brilliant! Old people don't kiss enough, obviously. Oh ew, bad image, bad image!!!!

Graham Crackers Turn Me Off

Graham Crackers were created to curb sexual desire.

Um, WHAT? Well, it just goes to show how crazy people can be, and how they are gullible and will believe anything. Here's the reasoning.

Sylvester Graham led America in its first health food crusade. He bought into the widely-spread notion that spicy foods contributed to lust, and vice versa. So in 1829 he introduced this spice-less snack to curb sexual desire. (womenshealthmag.com)

... I love spicy food.

True or False?

Most men who commit sexual offenses do not know their victim.

False. 90% of child victims know their offender, with almost half of the offenders being a family member. Of sexual assaults against people age 12 and up, approximately 80% of the victims know the offender.

I usually wonder why sex abuse happens so often in families, and I think that's just because they know that families will usually try to sweep things under the rug. I mean, it's like Dane Cook once said- "Everyone has that uncle that diddled them when they were young."
I'm just sayin'.
I could totally take this further, and I won't. Might piss someone off..........

Self Performed Oral SexXx

One in four men has tried to perform solo oral sex.

I would pay to see this, no joke. So I've taken a consensus, and most guys have declared that if they could give themselves oral sex... they would. And it isn't gay! Because think about it. I won't go further, juuuuust think about it.

Many thanks to: www.welt.de

Steak and Oral Sex Day

Everyone knows about Valentines day. But in the US men have responded with their own version called Steak and Blowjob Day. On 14 February their partners are supposed to thank them for their presents with steak and oral sex.

I hate men. And, I might just become a lesbian because of that statement. Hey, who wouldn't be jaded after THAT?

Many thanks to welt.de

Like Taking Candy From a Baby

Hazan and Shaver argue that adult romantic relationships, like infant-caregiver relationships, are attachments, and that romantic love is a property of the attachment behavioral system, as well as the motivational systems that give rise to caregiving and sexuality.

• both feel safe when the other is nearby and responsive
• both engage in close, intimate, bodily contact
• both feel insecure when the other is inaccessible
• both share discoveries with one another
• both play with one another's facial features and exhibit a mutual fascination and preoccupation with one another
• both engage in "baby talk"

Allow to me to explain if you haven't gotten it by now- the attachment that people feel when they get close to eachother is the same strong type of bond as an infant with his or her caregiver. See? People never outgrow a caregiver, they just fill in that spot with someone else that they want to spend the rest of their lives with. People are social creatures, and rely on each other for support. I found most interesting the way that people feel insecure when the other person is inaccessible. Maybe this is why when people break up they feel completely helpless when their "other half" is missing. What is love?...... Baby don't hurt me... don't hurt me.... no more. Ok, ok. Stopping.

Exploding Testicles?!

When honeybees mate, the male's testicles explode into the female honeybee.

Reason for this is because a female honeybee goes on a flight with a dozen or so male honeybees. At one point, she will be in heat and they will all flock to her so that they can spread their seed. Strange as it is, this actually makes evolutionary sense: the snapped-off penis acts as a genital plug to prevent other drones from fertilizing the queen. But tell that to the dead drone whose penis just exploded.

The pathetic thing that I have to say? Men would die for sex.

Many thanks to neatorama.com