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The black widow spider eats her mate during or after sex.

You know... he probably deserves it anyway. I think that certain men should be eaten after sex if the woman,

a) Doesn't get a warning.

b) Gets cock-whipped.

or

c) anal penetration WITHOUT permission.

I mean, of course, unless if you're into that sort of thing.



Source: http://www.lilith-ezine.com/articles/sex/Sex-Trivia.html

It's Official: Condoms ARE Indestructible

During World War II, condoms were used to cover rifle barrels from being damaged by salt water as the soldiers swam to shore.

I don't think condoms are invinsible, but I might think differently after this random sex fact. Are they suggesting that salt water is similar to semen? OH OH Seamen. Get it?

Sperm Count is DOWN

The sperm count of an average American male compared to thirty years ago is down thirty percent.

I wonder why this is? I hear that all that mariuana makes men infertile. But, infertile just means your sperm count is lower, it doesn't mean that all of your sperm is defective. Once again, I'm no expert, but it certainly seems that there is a direct correlation between marijuana use and sexual habits. I'm thinking... that because marijuana is so much more potent these days, people are less likely to get impregnated. I'm thinking... legalize marijuana for medical use, and to assist in birth control. Or not, I mean... whatever. I'm just kiddinggggg.

Retarded Ejaculation

Certain forms of masturbation can lead to sexual dysfunction.

Experts warn that men who frequently stimulate themselves in ways that don't simulate sex with a partner -- for example, stroking very rapidly or with great pressure or friction -- can develop retarded ejaculation.

Retarded ejaculation?! Hm... well I think that jacking off like a weirdo is pretty retarded. In fact, I've heard of men sticking rods in their penises to enhance... well something. I mean, like my statement says, I'm no expert. But something tells me that something about sticking stuff up there just ain't natural. Uh... yeah, nope!

Thanks to, webmd.com

French Kissing Bad for Teeth?

The extra saliva from a deep kiss helps regulate plaque and prevent tooth decay.

Brilliant! Old people don't kiss enough, obviously. Oh ew, bad image, bad image!!!!

Graham Crackers Turn Me Off

Graham Crackers were created to curb sexual desire.

Um, WHAT? Well, it just goes to show how crazy people can be, and how they are gullible and will believe anything. Here's the reasoning.

Sylvester Graham led America in its first health food crusade. He bought into the widely-spread notion that spicy foods contributed to lust, and vice versa. So in 1829 he introduced this spice-less snack to curb sexual desire. (womenshealthmag.com)

... I love spicy food.

True or False?

Most men who commit sexual offenses do not know their victim.

False. 90% of child victims know their offender, with almost half of the offenders being a family member. Of sexual assaults against people age 12 and up, approximately 80% of the victims know the offender.

I usually wonder why sex abuse happens so often in families, and I think that's just because they know that families will usually try to sweep things under the rug. I mean, it's like Dane Cook once said- "Everyone has that uncle that diddled them when they were young."
I'm just sayin'.
I could totally take this further, and I won't. Might piss someone off..........