Yummy

The black widow spider eats her mate during or after sex.

You know... he probably deserves it anyway. I think that certain men should be eaten after sex if the woman,

a) Doesn't get a warning.

b) Gets cock-whipped.

or

c) anal penetration WITHOUT permission.

I mean, of course, unless if you're into that sort of thing.



Source: http://www.lilith-ezine.com/articles/sex/Sex-Trivia.html

It's Official: Condoms ARE Indestructible

During World War II, condoms were used to cover rifle barrels from being damaged by salt water as the soldiers swam to shore.

I don't think condoms are invinsible, but I might think differently after this random sex fact. Are they suggesting that salt water is similar to semen? OH OH Seamen. Get it?

Sperm Count is DOWN

The sperm count of an average American male compared to thirty years ago is down thirty percent.

I wonder why this is? I hear that all that mariuana makes men infertile. But, infertile just means your sperm count is lower, it doesn't mean that all of your sperm is defective. Once again, I'm no expert, but it certainly seems that there is a direct correlation between marijuana use and sexual habits. I'm thinking... that because marijuana is so much more potent these days, people are less likely to get impregnated. I'm thinking... legalize marijuana for medical use, and to assist in birth control. Or not, I mean... whatever. I'm just kiddinggggg.

Retarded Ejaculation

Certain forms of masturbation can lead to sexual dysfunction.

Experts warn that men who frequently stimulate themselves in ways that don't simulate sex with a partner -- for example, stroking very rapidly or with great pressure or friction -- can develop retarded ejaculation.

Retarded ejaculation?! Hm... well I think that jacking off like a weirdo is pretty retarded. In fact, I've heard of men sticking rods in their penises to enhance... well something. I mean, like my statement says, I'm no expert. But something tells me that something about sticking stuff up there just ain't natural. Uh... yeah, nope!

Thanks to, webmd.com

French Kissing Bad for Teeth?

The extra saliva from a deep kiss helps regulate plaque and prevent tooth decay.

Brilliant! Old people don't kiss enough, obviously. Oh ew, bad image, bad image!!!!

Graham Crackers Turn Me Off

Graham Crackers were created to curb sexual desire.

Um, WHAT? Well, it just goes to show how crazy people can be, and how they are gullible and will believe anything. Here's the reasoning.

Sylvester Graham led America in its first health food crusade. He bought into the widely-spread notion that spicy foods contributed to lust, and vice versa. So in 1829 he introduced this spice-less snack to curb sexual desire. (womenshealthmag.com)

... I love spicy food.

True or False?

Most men who commit sexual offenses do not know their victim.

False. 90% of child victims know their offender, with almost half of the offenders being a family member. Of sexual assaults against people age 12 and up, approximately 80% of the victims know the offender.

I usually wonder why sex abuse happens so often in families, and I think that's just because they know that families will usually try to sweep things under the rug. I mean, it's like Dane Cook once said- "Everyone has that uncle that diddled them when they were young."
I'm just sayin'.
I could totally take this further, and I won't. Might piss someone off..........

Self Performed Oral SexXx

One in four men has tried to perform solo oral sex.

I would pay to see this, no joke. So I've taken a consensus, and most guys have declared that if they could give themselves oral sex... they would. And it isn't gay! Because think about it. I won't go further, juuuuust think about it.

Many thanks to: www.welt.de

Steak and Oral Sex Day

Everyone knows about Valentines day. But in the US men have responded with their own version called Steak and Blowjob Day. On 14 February their partners are supposed to thank them for their presents with steak and oral sex.

I hate men. And, I might just become a lesbian because of that statement. Hey, who wouldn't be jaded after THAT?

Many thanks to welt.de

Like Taking Candy From a Baby

Hazan and Shaver argue that adult romantic relationships, like infant-caregiver relationships, are attachments, and that romantic love is a property of the attachment behavioral system, as well as the motivational systems that give rise to caregiving and sexuality.

• both feel safe when the other is nearby and responsive
• both engage in close, intimate, bodily contact
• both feel insecure when the other is inaccessible
• both share discoveries with one another
• both play with one another's facial features and exhibit a mutual fascination and preoccupation with one another
• both engage in "baby talk"

Allow to me to explain if you haven't gotten it by now- the attachment that people feel when they get close to eachother is the same strong type of bond as an infant with his or her caregiver. See? People never outgrow a caregiver, they just fill in that spot with someone else that they want to spend the rest of their lives with. People are social creatures, and rely on each other for support. I found most interesting the way that people feel insecure when the other person is inaccessible. Maybe this is why when people break up they feel completely helpless when their "other half" is missing. What is love?...... Baby don't hurt me... don't hurt me.... no more. Ok, ok. Stopping.

Exploding Testicles?!

When honeybees mate, the male's testicles explode into the female honeybee.

Reason for this is because a female honeybee goes on a flight with a dozen or so male honeybees. At one point, she will be in heat and they will all flock to her so that they can spread their seed. Strange as it is, this actually makes evolutionary sense: the snapped-off penis acts as a genital plug to prevent other drones from fertilizing the queen. But tell that to the dead drone whose penis just exploded.

The pathetic thing that I have to say? Men would die for sex.

Many thanks to neatorama.com

Have YOU Got the HIV?

In 2007, it is estimated that there were 2 million people under 15 living with HIV.

It's so scary how many people are infected with HIV, and they don't even know!!! It should be mandatory that everyone get tested for diseases like HIV. The disease usually doesn't even show for a long time- months even- depending on how infected a person is. It's absolutely a serious matter, that so many people (especially those who are young) do not take seriously or know how to treat.

Sex Before Marriage, No Go

In Iran, it is illegal to have sex unless you are married.

What a surprise there... but in all honesty, I definitely think this is infringing on personal and civil rights. Then again, I'm way too American to accept such discipline. I'm just sayin'.

Cover Your Boner!!!

While nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks, a man was considered indecent if he had an exposed erection.

This isn't indecent NOW? Come on, people.

Survival of the Stiffest

The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel, and has the ability to scoop out a male rival's semen.

I wish humans could do this!!!!!!!! Survival of the stiffest, I would call it.

Bisexual Animals

Most turkeys and giraffes are bisexual.

Personally, I think bisexuality and homosexuality are things that a person cannot control, and it's just the way they were born. I think this further proves my point, because animals that cannot even reason are deemed to be bisexual. Interesting.

Lick My Eyeball

Oculolinctus is a fetish whereby people are sexually aroused by licking a partner's eyeball.

A word of caution if you want to try this: oral herpes can be transferred to the eye. Not to mention it's incredibly awkward and I would break up with someone immediately if they were into this sort of thing.

Kama Sutra Celibate?

The Kama Sutra was written by Mallanga Vatsyayana, who was rumored to be celibate.

AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think this is explicitly funny.

You Can't Lie to a Pretty Face

Studies have proven that it's harder to tell a convincing lie to someone you find sexually attractive.

This is definitely true. Cause I mean, don't you feel nervous around someone you think is really attractive? I usually get intimidated by anyone whom I find exceptionally good-looking. So if you're already self-conscious about what you're saying and how you look to that person, then you're going to flub up your words when you're trying to lie on top of acting normally.

Bra Life Span

The average bra is designed to last for only 180 days of use.

So this isn't a sex fact, but I had no idea that it was true. Damn!

Rattlesnake Sex Timed!

Somebody actually timed a rattlesnake mating session that lasted 22.75 hours.

SOMEBODY has no life. I'm sorry whoever you are out there, but honestly. Don't you have a real hobby? I liked this fact simply because it doesn't just say "Somebody timed a blah blah blah..." It says, "Somebody ACTUALLY timed a blah blah blah..."
Actually. Come on, man.

Three to Ten Seconds, on Average

A typical orgasm lasts from three to ten seconds, with contractions occurring every 0.8 seconds for both men and women.

That... is awesome!!!!!!!!!! Those are some fast contractions... let me tell ya. You know, this might be a good way to tell if someone actually got to orgasm, or if they're just faking it.

It Isn't the TIME that counts!

The typical lovemaking session averages 15 minutes in length.

Depending on how good they are, this might feel like never long enough, or any eternity. According to this fact though, it seems like we are genetically programmed to enjoy 15 minute sex.

Cheater Cheater

On average, 20% of women who live with their boyfriends have another sex partner.

This is digusting. Having both cheated, AND been cheated on, I think it's the worst thing that you can do to a person. But anyway, I'm not here to make you feel worse- just know that having lived through both sides of the equation, it's not something to play games with. I wish I could explain why people cheat... and I think it's this- selfishness. Eh, I'll stop while I'm ahead.

Easier for Which Sex to Give Oral?

This was annoying. It would be nice if they actually GAVE you an answer. I think it's deffffffinitely easier for women to give men oral sex. I mean, it's pretty portable if you think about it. Don't worry, I won't elaborate. But it is more conveniently engineered. Jerks.

Naked Fear

Dishabiliophobia is the fear of undressing in front of someone.

I think there a millions of people that have this. Or maybe some people are just not comfortable undressing in front of someone because they just aren't comfortable or familiar enough with the other person. I dunno.

Orgies for the Gods

Orgies were originally religious events, being offerings to the gods.

This is confusing... because in Christianity, having sex with more than one person is wrong... but in polygamy it was like there were no limits? Who knows. All I can say is, maybe some people were excluded in the orgies and they were thinking they might make their own religion- aka, Christianity. Okay, maybe not but IMAGINE IF!! I'm just sayin'.

Lasting Forever Isn't the Best Idea

Priapism is the medical term for an erection that lasts way longer than any man would seriously want — hours, or even days.

So apparently this condition is BAD? Haha, yeah it is, in fact. Check it out- the following are the ways you can get it- if you're a guy, that is. Or... ah, nevermind.

Most case of ischemic priapism can be explained medically:

— Drug injections for treating erectile dysfunction (ED) — especially if he uses more than what’s prescribed;

— Oral therapy medications for ED;

— Using or misusing medications, like anti-depressants, anti-anxiety, anti-psychotics, or blood thinners;

— Illicit drug use, including marijuana, ecstasy or cocaine;

— Recreational use of ED drugs or excessive alcohol consumption;

— Medical conditions, particularly those that lead to blood cells losing their flexibility and mobility, such as sickle-cell anemia, or diseases that cause the blood to clot easier, like diabetes;

— Trauma to the pelvic or genital area, such as a ruptured artery from a penile injury that prevents normal circulation;

— Spinal cord injury;

— Poisonous venom from black widow spider bites;

— Carbon monoxide poisoning;

— Cancers that affect the penis and its blood flow;

— Spanish fly, a hazardous “aphrodisiac.”

Many thanks to: FOXNews.com's Sexpert Yvonne Fulbright

Thought Processes

In a study conducted of university students, at any given time during a lecture, 20% are thinking about what to eat, 20% are listening, 20% are thinking about sex and 40% miscellaneous thoughts.

I'd hate to think about what people with A.D.D. are thinking. Do they even follow this pattern? It's like, "Oh if I just bit her right there she would-- oh, so that's where the origination of dinosaurs came from-- what am I going to eat for lunch?"

Actually, that example is very similar to my thought process. Hmm.....!

King Fatafehi Paulah of Tonga proclaimed it was his royal duty to take the virginity of every woman in his kingdom, it is estimated that he deflowered 37,800 during his lifetime. He never slept with the same woman twice.

In reference to my last post- I know this is Tonga and not Guam we're talking about- but did the women pay for him to sleep with them?

Don't Try This at Home

Emperor penguins have sex only once a year for a period of 2 to 3 minutes. The female lowers herself face down on the ice, supporting herself by her beak and flippers. The male mounts her, and holding her beak in his, balances himself by his flippers. Many times, he will lose his balance and fall to the ice, only to pick himself up and mount the female once again.

Sorry for the lengthy fact, but I just couldn't pass this one up. I bet you someone somewhere was like, "Baby, let's do it like penguins." Or not, cause there really isn't anything very sexy about penguin sex. I think it would be... awkward. Lots of stumbling, methinks.

'Here's fifty bucks- Wanna f*ck?'

In Guam there are men whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...

I don't know if I have a comment for this one. It's like reverse prostitution or something! Men getting paid to have sex with virgins... how can this possibly be true? It's as if this dude woke up and was thinking, "Oh shucks, gotta work today, gotta deflower all them petals." Do these women really need to offer up money? Come on now. The ones that do have to must be really busted.

Infertility- NOT!

Although it only takes one sperm to fertilize an egg, a man whose ejaculate yields less than 35 million sperm is considered infertile.

"But honey... the doc said I was infertile!!!"

...And now she's pregnant and they were both misled and they have a kid on the way. The moral of the story is this: men lie.

Orgasmic coma

The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16. However, although no official records exist, a man can have much more.

In reference to an earlier post, 20 or more orgasms can induce a coma. This guy almost had a coma. So, what does a "coma" mean then?

Coma- a state of unconsciousness lasting for a prolonged or indefinite period, caused esp. by severe injury or illness.

It's official. You have to have an illness to orgasm that much. Sickos.

Moose Mating on City Sidewalks?

In Fairbanks, Alaska, it’s illegal for moose to have sex on the city sidewalks.

I know that I posted a random sex law yesterday, but I still couldn't resist sharing this one when I found it. Can you imagine trying to arrest moose in mating season? You'd probably get killed when they're in heat- isn't that when an animal is most vicious? Then again, you try to arrest some sex-crazed man in a strip club. I'm just saying.

Toll Booths Aren't the Best Idea for Sex. With Truck Trivers.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.

"But it's legal... I'm a bus driver!!!" Yup, that's what they all say.
But in all seriousness, the only reason for formulating such a law is that they have to prevent it from happening. AGAIN. Now bear with me, somewhere, at some point in time, someone did this and it probably caused an uproar. Useless tax dollars and efforts in legislature go toward this cause now. Cause some truck driver had a hard one. I read this and my brain goes "What the -SEXCLAMATION POINT-!!!!!!!!!"

How Many Strokes Does it Take to... Oh, Nevermind.

The average woman takes 10 to 20 minutes to hit the ceiling. (Excuse the pun)

Along the x-axis (left to right), you'll see the average amount of minutes a woman has been stimulated. Along the y-axis, you'll find the scale of how intense her pleasure is.


Life isn't fair. Men are capable of the big "O" in about 5 minutes. 5 MINUTES!!!
Whatever. A woman's orgasm is proven to be more intense, anyway. Psh.

Chart is from Glamour.com

Death by Orgasm

The greater the orgasm, the deeper the sleep. Multiple orgasms (20 or more per hour) can induce a coma and near-fusion with the mattress.

I don't know if I believe this one. I mean, it COULD be true. But who masturbates 20 times in a day?! I mean can you imagine? I wonder how many times you'd have to do it before you died. Death by orgasm- now THAT would be a headliner.

Daisy Chain...........Is Not What You Think It Is

The longest daisy chain is thought to have been at one of Emperor Tiberius's orgies, it was estimated at 30.

I didn't actually KNOW what a "daisy chain" was, so I decided to look it up.

Daisy Chain-
Often found in porn, a phenomenon where multiple female participants perform cunnilingus on each other in a circular formation, permitting each participant to both give and recieve oral sex simultaneously.

I feel really dumb now. Did you know cunnilingus is the "proper" name for oral sex? I always wanted to know what these things were called. It's so often you hear all of these derogatory terms to describe sex. Refreshing to know there are technical names too.

4 Sextra Facts You DO Need to Know

My favorite is #3. These facts really get you thinking. Ever wonder just how any women fake orgasms regularly? All statistics are there. Well not all of them... otherwise no one would have any reason to keep reading my blog!

Origination of the Word "Fuck"

The word "fuck" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely under populated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, fuck, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language.

What the FORNICATE UNDER COMMAND OF THE KING?! Didn't see that one coming. It's always the British with the reputations for vulgarity! I mean, maybe we all just thought they shortened it, and it had such a quip-like nature, the world just adopted it for a curse.

Don't let the Bedbugs Bite.... Your Vagina!

The female bedbug has no vagina, so the male must rip open her stomach with his penis to deposit his sperm into her.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erection Scents!

Ever wondered what scents can give men an erection?
Take note of these: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, and pumpkin pie.

I don't know how true this one is, but now I understand why most babies are conceived during the holiday seasons. My mother just told me that these are all the scents my father uses for his night mask for sleep apnea. UGH! TMI Ma!!!!

Jizz IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!

Just something random and wonderful for your viewing pleasure.

Blessing in Disguy's packaging.

In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.

I think this is one of those things that will make or break you. I wonder if anyone is like that today? I think either the partner will go "OMG GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE" in an ohmigod that thing is gross, of an "OMG GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE" like hahaha no way... cool... sort of way. I can't say what I would do, but I definitely would be freaking out.

Stuffy Nose Remedy

A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

No wonder some people "outgrow" asthma....

Mating Calls

The mating call of alligators resembles the boom of a cannon. Even alligators sometimes cannot tell the difference; fireworks displays have been known to turn on a zoo full of the animals.

HA! I wonder what human mating calls sound like. Humans are so complicated. We need to flirt, and wear makeup and hot clothes to attract the opposite sex. I mean, there's always the Facebook booty call...

No Southern Comfort

Sex Toys and Vibrators are banned in Mississippi and Alabama.

Ummm... WHAT? Honestly, what's the harm in it? Can someone please explain this to me?! I just did some research, and found that you can buy a gun without a background check, but not a vibrator. Hm, how about a vibrator that looks like a gun?

Semen is... healthy?

Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

I'll stick to brushing my teeth, thanks.

Asexual

Did you know that humans can be asexual?

a⋅sex⋅u⋅al

 /eɪˈsɛkʃuəl/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [ey-sek-shoo-uhl]
–adjective

1.	Biology. a. having no sex or sexual organs. b. independent of sexual processes, esp. not involving the union of male and female germ cells.

2. free from or unaffected by sexuality; an asexual friendship
(Dictionary.com)

Now, what I'm referring to is the latter. This means that a person is never attracted to any other person, ever. No men, no women... no... well, you know. Scientists don't know why this occurs, but I found it interesting. Random fact, nonetheless.

Ph.D = One Night Stand?

Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a bachelor's degree.

My theory is this: Women with a P.h.D aren't going to waste their time falling for the everyday Joe. They're going to hold out for that guy who is their equal... who rocks their world and blah blah blah you know the end of every love story. I truly believe that these women are just out for the "fix" if you know what I mean. And hey... P.h.D could stand for Powerful Honey's Dangerous. Watch out! ahhahah.

Egyption tradition

Egyptian women used to insert stones into their vaginas to prevent pregnancy.

I wonder if this actually ever worked. Can you imagine how it must have FELT?! Ugh.
I have to laugh a little, because I feel sorry for those women that DID get preggers, and they just magically have a baby bump one day. I wonder if they made the connection back in the old old days that sex elicited a baby. Maybe they just thought it was a miracle when women got pregnant.

But I mean, come ON. A stone up there? Isn't that a little crazy? Like some woman was sitting there and she was like huh. I need something real sturdy to block that hot pharaoh over there... might as well shove this rock in me!

And then she gets the pharaoh, and they're doing the nasty and -WAM!!!- he slams the jewels into this jagged rock in her holiest of holy places. The guy's gotta wonder where this chick has been.

Penetration? Nah...

"When many people, especially men, envision a woman pleasuring herself, the assumption is that she is using an action that mimics sex. Yet, according to the Shere Hite Reader, only 2 percent of women use penetration when stimulating themselves to orgasm. Back in the 1950s, Alfred Kinsey found that less than one-fifth of women masturbate this way."

It really blows my mind that only 2% of women actually put it IN. I mean, haven't we all explored a sex shop before? Aren't the most popular sex toys those with the ribbed outsides???! I mean, personally I find those suckers (no pun intended) kinda creepy, but that's just me. So why is it that men think it's so hot that a women "penetrates" when she's jennying off? Well, it's because they don't want to realize the painful.

We don't need you to be happy.

You will never, ever feel the way batteries can.

Once again, I speak for many people when I say that people don't actually need sex to survive, it's the emotional connection between two people that make relationships last.

But until you reach that point, there is always this to keep in mind:

Jack and Jill
Went up a hill
To have a little fun
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
And now they have a son

Meow.

(http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,462085,00.html?sPage=fnc/health/sexpert)

Random Sex Fact

For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.

Hm. I found out today that with the recession, the porn industry has made TONS of money. I suppose with people losing jobs, they have less money to go out to movies, dinner and the like. So... WHY NOT LEARN SOME FOREPLAY TECHNIQUES?! Sexuality is something that is so ingrained in American society that people cannot live without expressing themselves in explicit ways. Not that I mean to say that everyone is that way, but I'd say for the most part, the depression of the economy is driving people to pleasure themselves in other ways.

Hey, more power to 'em.

Penis Size

So I was doing my daily sex reading, and came across some interesting information. Apparently, the average male (of course, male) penis size is between 5 and 6 inches. Now, let me go on to say that this goes only for an erect penis. The normal, unhappy man has only 3 and a half inches. Also, just to clarify something, size generally does not matter to people who feel they are inadequate.

Personally, an 8-incher is just frightening.

I found something interesting here:
Courtesy of
http://men.webmd.com/guide/sex-fact-fiction?page=2

At the same time, the G-spot is commonly derided as perpetuating the myth ensconced by Sigmund Freud -- namely, that the clitoral orgasm is a "lesser" form of climax than the vaginal orgasm, which requires penile penetration. As Ian Kerner summarizes, "In Freud's view, there were no two ways about it: If a woman couldn't be satisfied by penetrative sex, something must be wrong with her."

The G-Spot is still debated over whether or not it ACTUALLY exists.