How Many Strokes Does it Take to... Oh, Nevermind.

The average woman takes 10 to 20 minutes to hit the ceiling. (Excuse the pun)

Along the x-axis (left to right), you'll see the average amount of minutes a woman has been stimulated. Along the y-axis, you'll find the scale of how intense her pleasure is.


Life isn't fair. Men are capable of the big "O" in about 5 minutes. 5 MINUTES!!!
Whatever. A woman's orgasm is proven to be more intense, anyway. Psh.

Chart is from Glamour.com

Death by Orgasm

The greater the orgasm, the deeper the sleep. Multiple orgasms (20 or more per hour) can induce a coma and near-fusion with the mattress.

I don't know if I believe this one. I mean, it COULD be true. But who masturbates 20 times in a day?! I mean can you imagine? I wonder how many times you'd have to do it before you died. Death by orgasm- now THAT would be a headliner.

Daisy Chain...........Is Not What You Think It Is

The longest daisy chain is thought to have been at one of Emperor Tiberius's orgies, it was estimated at 30.

I didn't actually KNOW what a "daisy chain" was, so I decided to look it up.

Daisy Chain-
Often found in porn, a phenomenon where multiple female participants perform cunnilingus on each other in a circular formation, permitting each participant to both give and recieve oral sex simultaneously.

I feel really dumb now. Did you know cunnilingus is the "proper" name for oral sex? I always wanted to know what these things were called. It's so often you hear all of these derogatory terms to describe sex. Refreshing to know there are technical names too.

4 Sextra Facts You DO Need to Know

My favorite is #3. These facts really get you thinking. Ever wonder just how any women fake orgasms regularly? All statistics are there. Well not all of them... otherwise no one would have any reason to keep reading my blog!

Origination of the Word "Fuck"

The word "fuck" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely under populated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, fuck, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language.

What the FORNICATE UNDER COMMAND OF THE KING?! Didn't see that one coming. It's always the British with the reputations for vulgarity! I mean, maybe we all just thought they shortened it, and it had such a quip-like nature, the world just adopted it for a curse.

Don't let the Bedbugs Bite.... Your Vagina!

The female bedbug has no vagina, so the male must rip open her stomach with his penis to deposit his sperm into her.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erection Scents!

Ever wondered what scents can give men an erection?
Take note of these: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, and pumpkin pie.

I don't know how true this one is, but now I understand why most babies are conceived during the holiday seasons. My mother just told me that these are all the scents my father uses for his night mask for sleep apnea. UGH! TMI Ma!!!!

Jizz IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!

Just something random and wonderful for your viewing pleasure.

Blessing in Disguy's packaging.

In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.

I think this is one of those things that will make or break you. I wonder if anyone is like that today? I think either the partner will go "OMG GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE" in an ohmigod that thing is gross, of an "OMG GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE" like hahaha no way... cool... sort of way. I can't say what I would do, but I definitely would be freaking out.

Stuffy Nose Remedy

A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

No wonder some people "outgrow" asthma....

Mating Calls

The mating call of alligators resembles the boom of a cannon. Even alligators sometimes cannot tell the difference; fireworks displays have been known to turn on a zoo full of the animals.

HA! I wonder what human mating calls sound like. Humans are so complicated. We need to flirt, and wear makeup and hot clothes to attract the opposite sex. I mean, there's always the Facebook booty call...

No Southern Comfort

Sex Toys and Vibrators are banned in Mississippi and Alabama.

Ummm... WHAT? Honestly, what's the harm in it? Can someone please explain this to me?! I just did some research, and found that you can buy a gun without a background check, but not a vibrator. Hm, how about a vibrator that looks like a gun?

Semen is... healthy?

Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

I'll stick to brushing my teeth, thanks.

Asexual

Did you know that humans can be asexual?

a⋅sex⋅u⋅al

 /eɪˈsɛkʃuəl/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [ey-sek-shoo-uhl]
–adjective

1.	Biology. a. having no sex or sexual organs. b. independent of sexual processes, esp. not involving the union of male and female germ cells.

2. free from or unaffected by sexuality; an asexual friendship
(Dictionary.com)

Now, what I'm referring to is the latter. This means that a person is never attracted to any other person, ever. No men, no women... no... well, you know. Scientists don't know why this occurs, but I found it interesting. Random fact, nonetheless.

Ph.D = One Night Stand?

Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a bachelor's degree.

My theory is this: Women with a P.h.D aren't going to waste their time falling for the everyday Joe. They're going to hold out for that guy who is their equal... who rocks their world and blah blah blah you know the end of every love story. I truly believe that these women are just out for the "fix" if you know what I mean. And hey... P.h.D could stand for Powerful Honey's Dangerous. Watch out! ahhahah.

Egyption tradition

Egyptian women used to insert stones into their vaginas to prevent pregnancy.

I wonder if this actually ever worked. Can you imagine how it must have FELT?! Ugh.
I have to laugh a little, because I feel sorry for those women that DID get preggers, and they just magically have a baby bump one day. I wonder if they made the connection back in the old old days that sex elicited a baby. Maybe they just thought it was a miracle when women got pregnant.

But I mean, come ON. A stone up there? Isn't that a little crazy? Like some woman was sitting there and she was like huh. I need something real sturdy to block that hot pharaoh over there... might as well shove this rock in me!

And then she gets the pharaoh, and they're doing the nasty and -WAM!!!- he slams the jewels into this jagged rock in her holiest of holy places. The guy's gotta wonder where this chick has been.

Penetration? Nah...

"When many people, especially men, envision a woman pleasuring herself, the assumption is that she is using an action that mimics sex. Yet, according to the Shere Hite Reader, only 2 percent of women use penetration when stimulating themselves to orgasm. Back in the 1950s, Alfred Kinsey found that less than one-fifth of women masturbate this way."

It really blows my mind that only 2% of women actually put it IN. I mean, haven't we all explored a sex shop before? Aren't the most popular sex toys those with the ribbed outsides???! I mean, personally I find those suckers (no pun intended) kinda creepy, but that's just me. So why is it that men think it's so hot that a women "penetrates" when she's jennying off? Well, it's because they don't want to realize the painful.

We don't need you to be happy.

You will never, ever feel the way batteries can.

Once again, I speak for many people when I say that people don't actually need sex to survive, it's the emotional connection between two people that make relationships last.

But until you reach that point, there is always this to keep in mind:

Jack and Jill
Went up a hill
To have a little fun
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
And now they have a son

Meow.

(http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,462085,00.html?sPage=fnc/health/sexpert)

Random Sex Fact

For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.

Hm. I found out today that with the recession, the porn industry has made TONS of money. I suppose with people losing jobs, they have less money to go out to movies, dinner and the like. So... WHY NOT LEARN SOME FOREPLAY TECHNIQUES?! Sexuality is something that is so ingrained in American society that people cannot live without expressing themselves in explicit ways. Not that I mean to say that everyone is that way, but I'd say for the most part, the depression of the economy is driving people to pleasure themselves in other ways.

Hey, more power to 'em.

Penis Size

So I was doing my daily sex reading, and came across some interesting information. Apparently, the average male (of course, male) penis size is between 5 and 6 inches. Now, let me go on to say that this goes only for an erect penis. The normal, unhappy man has only 3 and a half inches. Also, just to clarify something, size generally does not matter to people who feel they are inadequate.

Personally, an 8-incher is just frightening.

I found something interesting here:
Courtesy of
http://men.webmd.com/guide/sex-fact-fiction?page=2

At the same time, the G-spot is commonly derided as perpetuating the myth ensconced by Sigmund Freud -- namely, that the clitoral orgasm is a "lesser" form of climax than the vaginal orgasm, which requires penile penetration. As Ian Kerner summarizes, "In Freud's view, there were no two ways about it: If a woman couldn't be satisfied by penetrative sex, something must be wrong with her."

The G-Spot is still debated over whether or not it ACTUALLY exists.