Egyptian women used to insert stones into their vaginas to prevent pregnancy.
I wonder if this actually ever worked. Can you imagine how it must have FELT?! Ugh.
I have to laugh a little, because I feel sorry for those women that DID get preggers, and they just magically have a baby bump one day. I wonder if they made the connection back in the old old days that sex elicited a baby. Maybe they just thought it was a miracle when women got pregnant.
But I mean, come ON. A stone up there? Isn't that a little crazy? Like some woman was sitting there and she was like huh. I need something real sturdy to block that hot pharaoh over there... might as well shove this rock in me!
And then she gets the pharaoh, and they're doing the nasty and -WAM!!!- he slams the jewels into this jagged rock in her holiest of holy places. The guy's gotta wonder where this chick has been.
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