Have YOU Got the HIV?

In 2007, it is estimated that there were 2 million people under 15 living with HIV.

It's so scary how many people are infected with HIV, and they don't even know!!! It should be mandatory that everyone get tested for diseases like HIV. The disease usually doesn't even show for a long time- months even- depending on how infected a person is. It's absolutely a serious matter, that so many people (especially those who are young) do not take seriously or know how to treat.

Sex Before Marriage, No Go

In Iran, it is illegal to have sex unless you are married.

What a surprise there... but in all honesty, I definitely think this is infringing on personal and civil rights. Then again, I'm way too American to accept such discipline. I'm just sayin'.

Cover Your Boner!!!

While nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks, a man was considered indecent if he had an exposed erection.

This isn't indecent NOW? Come on, people.

Survival of the Stiffest

The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel, and has the ability to scoop out a male rival's semen.

I wish humans could do this!!!!!!!! Survival of the stiffest, I would call it.

Bisexual Animals

Most turkeys and giraffes are bisexual.

Personally, I think bisexuality and homosexuality are things that a person cannot control, and it's just the way they were born. I think this further proves my point, because animals that cannot even reason are deemed to be bisexual. Interesting.

Lick My Eyeball

Oculolinctus is a fetish whereby people are sexually aroused by licking a partner's eyeball.

A word of caution if you want to try this: oral herpes can be transferred to the eye. Not to mention it's incredibly awkward and I would break up with someone immediately if they were into this sort of thing.

Kama Sutra Celibate?

The Kama Sutra was written by Mallanga Vatsyayana, who was rumored to be celibate.

AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think this is explicitly funny.

You Can't Lie to a Pretty Face

Studies have proven that it's harder to tell a convincing lie to someone you find sexually attractive.

This is definitely true. Cause I mean, don't you feel nervous around someone you think is really attractive? I usually get intimidated by anyone whom I find exceptionally good-looking. So if you're already self-conscious about what you're saying and how you look to that person, then you're going to flub up your words when you're trying to lie on top of acting normally.

Bra Life Span

The average bra is designed to last for only 180 days of use.

So this isn't a sex fact, but I had no idea that it was true. Damn!

Rattlesnake Sex Timed!

Somebody actually timed a rattlesnake mating session that lasted 22.75 hours.

SOMEBODY has no life. I'm sorry whoever you are out there, but honestly. Don't you have a real hobby? I liked this fact simply because it doesn't just say "Somebody timed a blah blah blah..." It says, "Somebody ACTUALLY timed a blah blah blah..."
Actually. Come on, man.

Three to Ten Seconds, on Average

A typical orgasm lasts from three to ten seconds, with contractions occurring every 0.8 seconds for both men and women.

That... is awesome!!!!!!!!!! Those are some fast contractions... let me tell ya. You know, this might be a good way to tell if someone actually got to orgasm, or if they're just faking it.

It Isn't the TIME that counts!

The typical lovemaking session averages 15 minutes in length.

Depending on how good they are, this might feel like never long enough, or any eternity. According to this fact though, it seems like we are genetically programmed to enjoy 15 minute sex.

Cheater Cheater

On average, 20% of women who live with their boyfriends have another sex partner.

This is digusting. Having both cheated, AND been cheated on, I think it's the worst thing that you can do to a person. But anyway, I'm not here to make you feel worse- just know that having lived through both sides of the equation, it's not something to play games with. I wish I could explain why people cheat... and I think it's this- selfishness. Eh, I'll stop while I'm ahead.

Easier for Which Sex to Give Oral?

This was annoying. It would be nice if they actually GAVE you an answer. I think it's deffffffinitely easier for women to give men oral sex. I mean, it's pretty portable if you think about it. Don't worry, I won't elaborate. But it is more conveniently engineered. Jerks.

Naked Fear

Dishabiliophobia is the fear of undressing in front of someone.

I think there a millions of people that have this. Or maybe some people are just not comfortable undressing in front of someone because they just aren't comfortable or familiar enough with the other person. I dunno.

Orgies for the Gods

Orgies were originally religious events, being offerings to the gods.

This is confusing... because in Christianity, having sex with more than one person is wrong... but in polygamy it was like there were no limits? Who knows. All I can say is, maybe some people were excluded in the orgies and they were thinking they might make their own religion- aka, Christianity. Okay, maybe not but IMAGINE IF!! I'm just sayin'.

Lasting Forever Isn't the Best Idea

Priapism is the medical term for an erection that lasts way longer than any man would seriously want — hours, or even days.

So apparently this condition is BAD? Haha, yeah it is, in fact. Check it out- the following are the ways you can get it- if you're a guy, that is. Or... ah, nevermind.

Most case of ischemic priapism can be explained medically:

— Drug injections for treating erectile dysfunction (ED) — especially if he uses more than what’s prescribed;

— Oral therapy medications for ED;

— Using or misusing medications, like anti-depressants, anti-anxiety, anti-psychotics, or blood thinners;

— Illicit drug use, including marijuana, ecstasy or cocaine;

— Recreational use of ED drugs or excessive alcohol consumption;

— Medical conditions, particularly those that lead to blood cells losing their flexibility and mobility, such as sickle-cell anemia, or diseases that cause the blood to clot easier, like diabetes;

— Trauma to the pelvic or genital area, such as a ruptured artery from a penile injury that prevents normal circulation;

— Spinal cord injury;

— Poisonous venom from black widow spider bites;

— Carbon monoxide poisoning;

— Cancers that affect the penis and its blood flow;

— Spanish fly, a hazardous “aphrodisiac.”

Many thanks to: FOXNews.com's Sexpert Yvonne Fulbright

Thought Processes

In a study conducted of university students, at any given time during a lecture, 20% are thinking about what to eat, 20% are listening, 20% are thinking about sex and 40% miscellaneous thoughts.

I'd hate to think about what people with A.D.D. are thinking. Do they even follow this pattern? It's like, "Oh if I just bit her right there she would-- oh, so that's where the origination of dinosaurs came from-- what am I going to eat for lunch?"

Actually, that example is very similar to my thought process. Hmm.....!

King Fatafehi Paulah of Tonga proclaimed it was his royal duty to take the virginity of every woman in his kingdom, it is estimated that he deflowered 37,800 during his lifetime. He never slept with the same woman twice.

In reference to my last post- I know this is Tonga and not Guam we're talking about- but did the women pay for him to sleep with them?

Don't Try This at Home

Emperor penguins have sex only once a year for a period of 2 to 3 minutes. The female lowers herself face down on the ice, supporting herself by her beak and flippers. The male mounts her, and holding her beak in his, balances himself by his flippers. Many times, he will lose his balance and fall to the ice, only to pick himself up and mount the female once again.

Sorry for the lengthy fact, but I just couldn't pass this one up. I bet you someone somewhere was like, "Baby, let's do it like penguins." Or not, cause there really isn't anything very sexy about penguin sex. I think it would be... awkward. Lots of stumbling, methinks.

'Here's fifty bucks- Wanna f*ck?'

In Guam there are men whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...

I don't know if I have a comment for this one. It's like reverse prostitution or something! Men getting paid to have sex with virgins... how can this possibly be true? It's as if this dude woke up and was thinking, "Oh shucks, gotta work today, gotta deflower all them petals." Do these women really need to offer up money? Come on now. The ones that do have to must be really busted.

Infertility- NOT!

Although it only takes one sperm to fertilize an egg, a man whose ejaculate yields less than 35 million sperm is considered infertile.

"But honey... the doc said I was infertile!!!"

...And now she's pregnant and they were both misled and they have a kid on the way. The moral of the story is this: men lie.

Orgasmic coma

The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16. However, although no official records exist, a man can have much more.

In reference to an earlier post, 20 or more orgasms can induce a coma. This guy almost had a coma. So, what does a "coma" mean then?

Coma- a state of unconsciousness lasting for a prolonged or indefinite period, caused esp. by severe injury or illness.

It's official. You have to have an illness to orgasm that much. Sickos.

Moose Mating on City Sidewalks?

In Fairbanks, Alaska, it’s illegal for moose to have sex on the city sidewalks.

I know that I posted a random sex law yesterday, but I still couldn't resist sharing this one when I found it. Can you imagine trying to arrest moose in mating season? You'd probably get killed when they're in heat- isn't that when an animal is most vicious? Then again, you try to arrest some sex-crazed man in a strip club. I'm just saying.

Toll Booths Aren't the Best Idea for Sex. With Truck Trivers.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.

"But it's legal... I'm a bus driver!!!" Yup, that's what they all say.
But in all seriousness, the only reason for formulating such a law is that they have to prevent it from happening. AGAIN. Now bear with me, somewhere, at some point in time, someone did this and it probably caused an uproar. Useless tax dollars and efforts in legislature go toward this cause now. Cause some truck driver had a hard one. I read this and my brain goes "What the -SEXCLAMATION POINT-!!!!!!!!!"